(via spongebobssquarepants)
perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding
relationship goals: thermodynamic equilibrium
[walks up to a couple] so which of you is the source and which is the sink?
(via laughing-llama)
dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son
(via heart)
(Source: psycolourgy, via imbarely)
